The Tragic Failure of an 89.4%
Have you ever been virtually at victory? So close to success? Fractions from fame? Almost at an accomplishment? Close to conquest? Spending way too long...
My Top Three Strategic Power Cries
In one of the most dramatic and poignant moments in cinematic history, Helen Thermopolis tells her recently known-as-royalty daughter Mia “My mom always told me...
Jo’s: The Makeover Edition
I know we really don’t pay much attention to the overall effectiveness of Josiah’s eatery, a late-night establishment famous for saving the lives of many...
By Chloe Conspiracies
Patrons of Thayer Street: Have you found yourself wondering why the new inhabitant of 223 Thayer has taken an incomprehensibly long time to open? Don’t...
Small Crafts to Do During This Very Slow Rendition of “Happy Birthday”
The big day is finally here! You’re a year older, and you know what that means – Time for another painstakingly slow rendition of “Happy...
How To Cry Silently In Your Midterm (And Other Nifty College Hacks)
Everyone says college is the best time of your life, but sometimes it can be just a tad overwhelming. Use these nifty college life hacks...
Open Letters: 10 Things That Need To Get Their Shit Together
Overall, I like to think life is pretty good. But every once in a while, I stumble upon something that just isn’t achieving its full potential. To...
Junglepussy: An Abbreviated Personal Listening Guide
Growing up, I was immersed in a culture that values romantic love in a highly exalted sense. I watched wedding themed shows on TLC such...
What Personality Flaw Does Your Waterbottle Reveal About You?
I like to think I’m good at reading people. Whether this is true or not, there are certain things that I just know. I can...
Your Favorite Motivational Phrases, Ruined
I understand the power of a motivating phrase or quote as much as the next person. They can be incredibly helpful for getting through tough...