How to Avoid Getting Lice in Your 20-Person Spring Break Airbnb
With spring break coming up, I want to remind us all of the most dangerous threat that comes with unaccompanied college students drunkenly wandering the...
10 Things To Do In Your Boring Ass Town Over Winter Break That Aren’t Spiraling in Your Childhood Bedroom or Getting Mad At Your Mom For No Reason
All activities were tested by yours truly and are guaranteed super fun! I'm still gonna spiral in my childhood bedroom and get mad at my...
Things That Are Only Okay When I Do Them
I'm just special!
What To Do If You’re Not Sure If You Saw a Football Team Fight Club Happening on the BioMed Terrace or If You Just Had a Weird Dream
I am Jack’s Enflamed Sense of Fear
How to Politely Avoid Eye Contact With Your Friend Whose Eyes Are So Blue and Scary They Look AI-Generated
In a world of many terrors, few things are as unsettling as a person whose eyes are so blue and striking they seem to come...
10 Costumes So Politically Correct, Even Your Wokest Friends Will Be Impressed
Every year, white people never cease to amaze me with the offensiveness of their Halloween costumes. Like seriously, who raised you? Just remember: no dressing...
My Advice For Neurotypicals Struck By the Adderall Shortage
please, sir, may I have some more?
10 Ways to Heal Your Inner Child
Are you feeling lost and alone? Do not fear. I have a simple 10 step process that will cure all your woes. You must heal...
20 Things Easier to Navigate Than the Brown Housing Lottery
It's one of Brown’s most opaque administrative wonders.
Venmo Requesting Your Male Friends for $0.16 and Other Ways to Celebrate Women’s History Month
What’s not to love about March? There are the first signs of Spring, Pisces season, and — most importantly — Women’s History Month! As a...