New CDC Guidelines Instruct Hand-Washing to Tune of Bob Dylan’s “Murder Most Foul”
If it's a good idea for people to wash their hands for twenty seconds, it's probably an even better idea for them to wash them...
If You See Something, Say Something
This is a call to action. Please, please stop letting the little things slide.
I’m Buying Gwyneth Paltrow’s Vagina Candle
So you don't have to.
Times When The New York Times Crossword Puzzle Just Got it Wrong
The silly NY Times doesn't realize that they've left too may spaces in their crossword for the right answer.
Nodes and Noses
I could not have been an Engineer.
poems through puberty
a retrospective, a cringe compilation
Is This a Record of Me Being High OR an Attempt at Artsy Satire?
My mom KNOWS I’m high and I can’t hide it no matter what I know.
The Birds and the Bees? Try Moses and the Reeds
Another attempt to deconstruct the weird things my parents told me as a kid. This time, instead of a dog, I'm Moses.
I’m Not A Bitch, I’m Just A Francophile
People hate me, but why? All I do is love France ! Is that such a «crime» ?
A 12 Days of Christmas Reboot
The type of love we want for 2020.