Aw! Chivalry Isn’t Dead: This Guy “Definitely Wants To Make Out Haha”
“I guess I knew that oil was king, but because no one ever actually told me I’ve sort of always been wondering who king was......
Staying Safe During COVID-19
We can each do our part to flatten the curve– washing our hands, wearing masks in public, and staying at home as much as we...
Humanitarian SHEro! Minimizing Human Suffering by Daydreaming About Eating at Local Restaurant Again
Dreaming of the end of coronavirus and NOT about what I can do to help get there 😘
New CDC Guidelines Instruct Hand-Washing to Tune of Bob Dylan’s “Murder Most Foul”
If it's a good idea for people to wash their hands for twenty seconds, it's probably an even better idea for them to wash them...
If You See Something, Say Something
This is a call to action. Please, please stop letting the little things slide.
I’m Buying Gwyneth Paltrow’s Vagina Candle
So you don't have to.
Times When The New York Times Crossword Puzzle Just Got it Wrong
The silly NY Times doesn't realize that they've left too may spaces in their crossword for the right answer.
Nodes and Noses
I could not have been an Engineer.
poems through puberty
a retrospective, a cringe compilation
Is This a Record of Me Being High OR an Attempt at Artsy Satire?
My mom KNOWS I’m high and I can’t hide it no matter what I know.