The Four Stages of Being Told You Look Like John Oliver
You will wake up the next morning and look in the mirror, and you will think you look pretty. Then you will remember– no. You...
Go On, Hit the Communal Juul (You Know You Want To)
Go on, hit the communal Juul, don’t be a pussy. Look, everyone’s doing it.
Don’t Read This Article Unless You’ve Voted
If you are within the first 100 donators, Donald Trump will send you a PERSONAL thank you and an open-mouth kiss.
Last-Minute Halloween Costumes for Showing Off Your Intellectual Dominance
Here are some ideas for costumes that are just the right amount of topical, quirky, and, most importantly, very obnoxious.
Oh No, Neurotypical Friend Just Diagnosed Herself with ADD
Last week the dirty dishes brought out her dormant OCD, but this time your friend is battling another, more damning self-diagnosis: ADD.
Nighttime Stories for Sleep-Deprived Students
goodnight room, goodnight moon, goodnight sections held at 3 a.m. on zoom.
Cat-Caller 101
As technology advances, so does our ability to scare off men.
Aw! Chivalry Isn’t Dead: This Guy “Definitely Wants To Make Out Haha”
“I guess I knew that oil was king, but because no one ever actually told me I’ve sort of always been wondering who king was......
Staying Safe During COVID-19
We can each do our part to flatten the curve– washing our hands, wearing masks in public, and staying at home as much as we...
Humanitarian SHEro! Minimizing Human Suffering by Daydreaming About Eating at Local Restaurant Again
Dreaming of the end of coronavirus and NOT about what I can do to help get there 😘