Icebreaker Questions, Courtesy of Your Childhood Bedroom Posted on November 19, 2020November 19, 2020 by Malini Narayan Finally, a chance to show people the real you.
Yes, I Do Need 2,000 Photos of My Dog. Posted on November 16, 2020November 16, 2020 by Liana Haigis Plz venmo me $5 so I can get more phone storage.
My 3:30 AM Routine to Avoid Seasonal Affective Disorder and Cabin Fever Posted on November 15, 2020November 15, 2020 by Chloe Widman I’ve decided to share my complete morning routine so you can all take notes.
The Four Stages of Being Told You Look Like John Oliver Posted on November 14, 2020November 14, 2020 by Eliana Blumberg You will wake up the next morning and look in the mirror, and you will think you look pretty. Then you will remember– no. You...
Go On, Hit the Communal Juul (You Know You Want To) Posted on November 13, 2020November 13, 2020 by Olympe Scherer Go on, hit the communal Juul, don’t be a pussy. Look, everyone’s doing it.
Don’t Read This Article Unless You’ve Voted Posted on November 3, 2020November 3, 2020 by Sarah Z If you are within the first 100 donators, Donald Trump will send you a PERSONAL thank you and an open-mouth kiss.
Last-Minute Halloween Costumes for Showing Off Your Intellectual Dominance Posted on October 31, 2020October 31, 2020 by Eliana Blumberg Here are some ideas for costumes that are just the right amount of topical, quirky, and, most importantly, very obnoxious.
Oh No, Neurotypical Friend Just Diagnosed Herself with ADD Posted on October 27, 2020October 30, 2020 by Olympe Scherer Last week the dirty dishes brought out her dormant OCD, but this time your friend is battling another, more damning self-diagnosis: ADD.
Nighttime Stories for Sleep-Deprived Students Posted on October 27, 2020October 27, 2020 by Joyce Lee goodnight room, goodnight moon, goodnight sections held at 3 a.m. on zoom.
Cat-Caller 101 Posted on October 21, 2020October 21, 2020 by Kendall Krantz As technology advances, so does our ability to scare off men.