To Subtweet or Not to Subtweet?
As a self-proclaimed “O.G. Twitter Rascal,” I endorse all kinds of Twitter shenanigans. A haiku about sushi? Tweet it. A picture not quite up to...
Hangover Guilt
I open my eyes. I have no recollection of where I am. A hotel room? The morning sun shines through the window, casting an orange...
This Is What Happens When You Decide to Wax Your Armpits
There have been many moments in which it begins to haunt you. You Nair them an hour and a half before your Bat Mitzvah...
The Truth About GBF’s
Shortly after meeting my eventual best friend Danny, I developed an enormous crush on him. Shortly after developing an enormous crush on him, he told...
The Girl Who Has Dated EVERY. DIET. EVER.
I am a serial dater. I wish I could say with men…okay more with boys, but unfortunately that is not the case. I date diets....
The Detachable Penis
After an endless week, I had finally made it to the weekend. I staggered to my room, collapsed into a chair, and dumped the contents...
An Everyday Yiddish Dictionary for People of All Faiths, from a Nice Jewish Girl
The other night, a guy approached me to do the things guys do to girls at bars. You know what the second line out of...
Snapchat: The Hard Way to Look Easy
To my potential love interest, Favorite my tweets, like my Instagrams, comment on my status, inbox me, message me, text me, oh hell, even “poke”...
Virginity in College
Trying to communicate your wants and needs with a short-term partner in college is awkward to say the least. Trying to communicate your virginity to...
Thinking About Sex on the Treadmill
I do almost all of my thinking while running. Sometimes I brood, and sometimes I think deep thoughts. But if we’re being honest, I spend...