Stealing Stuff
Everyone steals stuff. Stealing has an unwarranted negative stigma these days, largely because people conflate “stealing” with “shoplifting.” In reality, forms of stealing that do...
What Does Your AIM Username Say About You?
Every time I log into Facebook, I shudder. I am thrown right back into my daunting past: the days of florescent pink Juicy Couture sweat...
A Recipe for the Perfect Millennial Woman
Here’s how you make her. It shouldn’t be too hard – the ingredients aren’t particularly hard to come by. 3/4 of a share in an eco-friendly...
A Bad Case of Ivyitis
The doctor strode into the room, a clipboard in his hand and a grim look on his face. “Tell it to me straight, Doctor. What–what...
Tampon Shaming is the New Black
Over the summer I was hustling to CVS on a mission for tampons. I proudly strutted to the “feminine care” aisle and chose the cutest,...
Interpreting Font Names
In every student’s life, there comes a time when she realizes Arial or Times New Roman just won’t cut it. This moment is a marker...
Why We Can’t “Let It Go”
Thank god for my mom. Maybe it’s because she spent copious hours in labor to birth me, or because of the fact we spend all...
How Your Ex Never Leaves You
I’ve always believed that I would know I was over someone when he stopped crossing my mind every day. I have found, through diligent research, that this is...
Chipotle: A Regional Ethnography
When it comes to meals, I’m the kind of person that will always seek out a food truck or acclaimed local joint before I succumb...
An Open Letter to Mom, Dad, and Starbucks
I was well and truly delighted when I got the email that said I had been accepted to The Rib. Writing, comedy, and women are...