I’m A Fair-Weather Patriots Fan And Life Is Great Right Now
In this Sunday’s Super Bowl XLIX, the New England Patriots will go head to head with the Seattle Seahawks. These teams are apparently a formidable...
Pressing Questions
As an “adult,” I spend my time wondering about really important stuff. Here are some of my most pressing questions: 1. What goes on in...
Are You Sure You’re An Adult?
Tomorrow, at 4pm, I will enter the real (scary) world. Sure, my graduation ceremony is solely symbolic; I won’t receive my diploma until May, no...
Fleeks and Geeks
Let me start by saying that I am a very fashionable, hip girl with the whole world at her fingertips. Perhaps my usage of the...
The Declassified Guide to Inner Peace
A few short weeks ago, I gracefully slammed my head into a cabinet and incurred a mild concussion. The consequences of this action included a...
Skyping Your Pets and Getting Weird Doing It
We’re in the homestretch people. Finals are coming up, the sweet, sweet taste of winter break is almost at the tip of our tongues. And...
The Definitive Holiday Gift List
As the holiday season rolls around, the people of this nation find themselves in a panic over what to buy for their loved ones. Teenagers especially have...
The Best Unconventional Compliments (I’ve Actually Received)
If you’re like me, you’re often the most unremarkable person in a group of people who are very, very easy to compliment. “Oh, Maggie, are...
Vineyard Vines: A Nautical Nightmare
Over break, I traveled to a strange land of pure New England prep. Coming from a culture of swim trunks and bro tanks on the...
What Your Fortune Cookie is Really Trying to Tell You
Thanksgiving is a time to give thanks for all the food my family consumes over the five-day break. So of course this family reunion called for...