Ways to Celebrate International Women’s Day Other Than Saying “Oh, That’s Today?” Posted on March 8, 2021March 8, 2021 by Elisheva Goldberg It’s okay to forget, but global celebration is required in order to eradicate misogyny.
This Valentine’s Day I’d Like Dinner and a Kiss and Haha So Like What Are We Though??? Posted on February 12, 2021February 12, 2021 by Elisheva Goldberg I’m really not asking for anything over-the-top or complicated! But also like, it’s our third date and Valentine’s Day so I guess what I’m trying...
I’m Tired of Teaching Men to Fish, So I’m Teaching Them to Use Grubhub Instead Posted on February 10, 2021February 10, 2021 by Ari Brown Teaching a man to fish, although very noble, is an exhausting – not to mention costly – task.
Local Perv Drinking Cow’s Milk Posted on December 17, 2020December 17, 2020 by Ari Brown “We always have soy, oat, almond, cashew, pea, hemp, flax, coconut, and rice milk options on hand, but never cow!”
My Plan for World Peace Posted on November 24, 2020November 24, 2020 by Liana Haigis Trigger warning: references to men.
Advice to the Burgeoning Activist: Change Your Venmo Settings to Public Posted on November 22, 2020November 22, 2020 by Ari Brown It’s clear that it's not fulfilling enough to simply be altruistic. You must ensure that the world knows you are altruistic.
Icebreaker Questions, Courtesy of Your Childhood Bedroom Posted on November 19, 2020November 19, 2020 by Malini Narayan Finally, a chance to show people the real you.
Yes, I Do Need 2,000 Photos of My Dog. Posted on November 16, 2020November 16, 2020 by Liana Haigis Plz venmo me $5 so I can get more phone storage.
My 3:30 AM Routine to Avoid Seasonal Affective Disorder and Cabin Fever Posted on November 15, 2020November 15, 2020 by Chloe Widman I’ve decided to share my complete morning routine so you can all take notes.