A Letter to the Boy Who Dumped My Friend
by Sarah Master To the boy who broke up with my best friend – Hey dude! It’s been a while! How’s school? Do you have...
Watching the Bachelor Ironically and Non-ironically Loving It
Warning: Spoiler Alerts (don’t read if you don’t want to find out that Jade posed nude for Playboy. Sorry! Please don’t hurt me! I didn’t...
Pros and Cons of Young Adult Life
There’s only one responsible way to handle a major life decision: by making a list comparing pros, cons, and other considerations. Here are your pros...
How-To: Acknowledge People at the Gym
There is only one thing worse than going to the gym, and it is seeing people at the gym. Generally, we don’t know what to...
Snow, Or Not
Due to recent weather conditions, I’ve spent a lot of time sitting around, reflecting on stuff. One thing in particular has been on my mind–my failed...
Ladies Answer: “How do you feel about your boobs?”
Over winter break I set sail on a maiden voyage that changed my life as I knew it. I went to my first real bra...
First Year First Aid
Damn! I stubbed my toe. This is an example of the type of frivolous rookie medical issue this article will not be discussing. This is...
Temperature Snapchats: A Public Apology
Forgive me, for I have sinned. In my blind zeal, I have alienated all of my friends with temperature Snapchats. Over winter break, I...
Is it Bad That….
It’s more than a little alarming when you realize that certain things you perceived as normal – like sleeping with a baby blanket – are actually...
There’s Nothing Like a Little Silly Putty to Kill the Common Cold
It’s that time of year again: slush falls from the sky and you find yourself trudging in circles through the wintry mix, hoping someone will...