Happily Ever After: Living Vicariously Through Fictional Characters
So unless you were living under a rock last week (no shame, it happens to all of us) you’ve probably heard that they’re making a...
High School: Homework While High
*Disclaimer: the following article was written while under the influence of marijuana and has not been altered or edited in any way. The Rib does...
Potty Talk
SO. We’ve discussed pooping before, and may have even grazed upon the concept of pooping Snapchats/bathroom Snapchats/what I like to call “Potty Talk.” But what we’ve...
Video Chat Charm School
There are very few joys associated with a long distance relationship. One of them, of course, is the freedom it gives you to let your...
An Open Letter to Mom: We’re Not Dating, We’re Just Co-Parents
Hey Mom, I know it’s been a while since I last called you, so I figured I would write you a letter on a public...
An Apology to Dog Walkers Whose Dogs I Notice Before Them
When walking on the sidewalk, it is general courtesy to smile or nod at your accompanying passerby in acknowledgement. I engage in these actions under...
Not-so-guilty Pleasures
Confession time: I like country music. Like, a lot. There’s nothing better than driving down back roads with your windows down, blasting some country jams. If...
Wiping out in a Winter Wonderland
As a native swamp dweller (Floridian) I’ve spent my entire life far more preoccupied by my pit stains than I have been worrying about slipping and...
Why it’s Better to be a Senior Citizen than a Sophomore in College
A Day in the Life of My Grandma Or Why it’s Better to be a Senior Citizen than a Sophomore in College I spent last...
How to Lose a Roommate in Style
I recently learned about a certain Brown student who chose to switch roommates because the other person was keeping her up at night by—wait for it—crunching...