Killing the Mood Posted on April 22, 2015May 10, 2016 by Caitlin Dorman There are a number of phrases you can say in the bedroom to kill the mood. Most of them probably involve your parents. However, there...
The Art of Laptop Stickers Posted on April 20, 2015May 9, 2016 by Elizabeth Purington When I arrived at college this fall, the front of my laptop was an empty canvas, just waiting to be filled. “But with what shall...
How Do You Like Your Eggs? Posted on April 17, 2015October 13, 2016 by Ali MacLeod Egg and sperm donation are some of the only situations in this world that I’d be willing to call entirely “win-win.” If you donate,...
A Case for Breakfast Posted on April 17, 2015October 13, 2016 by Hannah Dylan Pasternak For the first quarter of your life, it doesn’t make a whole lot of sense when “scientists” and “leading researchers” and “your mom” tell you...
If People Were Bad Metaphors, I Was a Drizzle and She Was a Tepid Puddle Posted on April 16, 2015May 10, 2016 by Nicole Martinez Warning: minor spoilers for crappy rom-com books and movies. I’d like to start off by defining the term Manic Pixie Dream Girl (MPDG). MPDGs, as...
Don’t Be These People at Concerts! Posted on April 16, 2015December 11, 2017 by Kristina DeGarbanzobean To certain fellow audience members of last week’s concert at Lupo’s, I think I can speak for all of us when I say this concert...
Don’t Be These People at Concerts! Posted on April 16, 2015October 4, 2016 by Kristina DeGarbanzobean To certain fellow audience members of last week’s concert at Lupo’s, I think I can speak for all of us when I say this concert...
The “Upper East Side” revisited Posted on April 15, 2015May 10, 2016 by Caitlin Dorman I’ve done a bad thing. I was bored, I was alone, I was feeling frisky… and I started to binge watch Gossip Girl. I watched...
Stop Looking at Me Posted on April 15, 2015October 13, 2016 by Sarah Master What is it about eye contact that makes me so uncomfortable? I suppose it’s a lot of things, but to name just a few: my...
A Piercing Question Posted on April 14, 2015December 11, 2017 by Kristina DeGarbanzobean “You will never be successful in the professional world.” Yup, you guessed it, those are the words of my father after I told him I...