First Timer’s Guide to the Nelson
Let me tell you something: I am innately distrustful of gyms. They conjure up images of sweaty bros snarling as they bench-press two hundred pound...
If Reality TV Represented Real Life
There’s something magical and irresistible about the world of reality television. These individuals live their lives with such drama and intensity that they draw me...
The Importance of Experimenting
As I’ve mentioned previously, tying yourself down to an exclusive bae is not the best idea during your first semester in college. With the social pressures...
Ask Me About My Leg Hair
Halloween is over, and normally I would be bummed. While early fall is marked by mild weather, vibrant leaves, and spooky festivities, the latter half...
Letter to Name-Ruiners Everywhere
Father: Would you believe that’s our baby girl? She looks just like you. Mother: What should we name her? Father: How about…Amy? Mother: Oooh, sorry,...
What to Do With Your Halloween Candy
It’s November 1. You’re lying in your bed (possibly hungover from last night’s festivities), enjoying that extra hour of Daylight Savings Time, when suddenly, your...
YOU WON’T BELIEVE THESE PICTURES PROVING PARANORMAL PRESENCE AT BROWN
Enough with this candy everywhere and dressing-up-as-slutty-Christina-Paxson nonsense. Brown is one of the SCARIEST places in the world for Halloween, AND all other times too. No...
Picking the Perfect Halloween Costume
by Crystal Kim I could start by blaming my parents for not instilling a passion for Halloween costume creativity as a young child. But ultimately,...
Halloween: The Most Stressful Time of the Year
The spookiest (or spoopiest, depending on how in tune you are with the internet) time of year is approaching and, honestly? I’m just stressed out...
MOO! Trick-or-Treating in Small-Town Rural America
If you’ve never been to small-town rural America, you are missing out on really good corn and potatoes, traffic jams caused exclusively by slow tractors,...