Why You and I Are Willingly Handing Our Souls to Apple
A couple of weeks ago, I found myself standing in an old familiar land I hadn’t stepped foot in for quite some time. The buttery...
The Attack of Fake Facebook Events
Dear people who keeping attending fake events on Facebook, Please continue doing so. I love it so much. These fake Facebook events give me life....
The Odyssey or: How Some Moron Ruins Everything Instead of Just Going Home
My freshman year of high school, we spent about a semester on The Odyssey. While it was a generally enjoyable experience, I have some lingering qualms about some...
Touching My Toes: An Unexpected Journey
I used to be pretty neurotic. College applications, SAT’s, high school drama, and the art of surviving teenage-dom all put me under a lot of stress....
Dear Aziz Ansari: A Real Girl’s Review of “Master of None”
Dear Aziz, Aziz, I’m a fan. Tom Haverford is the main boo, your stand-up makes me pee myself, and Modern Romance is a “sprightly” and...
Review: Kocostar Foot Therapy
A few weeks ago, filled with the selfish completely legitimate desire to pamper myself, I wandered into the Urban Outfitters on Thayer Street and headed...
A Spontaneous Decision For the Sake of Justin Bieber, Al Roker, and Me
There is one adjective that best describes me: nervous. I am an extremely nervous/uptight/anxious/fill-in-other-synonym-here person. I have an intense fear of the unknown; I need...
Pass the Salt: What I’m Thankful for this Thanksgiving (In A Totally Not Salty Way)
Ah, Thanksgiving. A time for us all to continue to binge eat as we usually do – but with a valid excuse. A time for us to take...
The Case of the Killer Chairs
Head Detective Tristan Oakes swatted away the yellow crime scene tape as he entered the Keeney dorm room. It was a horrible sight, unlike anything...
Princesses at Brunch
SNOW WHITE: Can we get another round of Bloody Marys please? Thanks. Ugh you guys I just can’t right now. My parents kicked me out....