Realistic Horoscopes
Aquarius – Remember the guy who made fun of you in middle school? Well let me tell you Aquarius, you are in luck. This month,...
The Rib Reviews: Brown Bathroomz
[youtube https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gQl1yLDZd1U] Ali and Sarah take to some of Brown University’s most esteemed buildings to give YOU the information YOU need to know about the...
On “Being Old”
I just recently had a birthday and somehow now qualify as “old.” I wouldn’t go as far as to say that I am hip-replacement age...
Happy Hallonksmas
Halloween and Thanksgiving have now past. Most people, now sufficiently scared and thankful, find themselves looking forward during this confusing holiday lull to Christmas...
Buying Guide: Gingerbread Houses
I consider myself a professional gingerbread house constructor. Definitely not professional enough for, say, a national competition, but I’d be lying if I told you I...
15 Real Things I Heard in Line at the Hamilton Ticket Lottery
Unless you’ve been hiding under a rock, you’ve probably definitely heard about the cultural phenomenon that is Hamilton, a Broadway musical that opened earlier this...
The Hidden Mac and Cheese Agenda
Like most people in the United States of ‘Murica, I grew up with a vastly skewed (cough, cough, Euro-centric and imperialistic) view of history. So,...
Poetry from the Hill: Weary Soul Edition
I truly embraced the rhyme in this more traditional selection of poems. Read alone. Finals Freshman fifteen Finals five hundred When all...
A Month of Not Shaving, In Retrospect
I didn’t shave for the entirety of November, give some days. Honestly, I don’t remember exactly when I last shaved. Against popular consensus, it was in...
I Spent 60 Minutes in an Elevator Just for Shits and Giggles
Today, I stood in an elevator in J. Walter Wilson for a full hour. I have an obsession with making little experiments for myself, particularly...