Using the New Facebook Reaction Buttons: A Guide for the Middle School Cyberbully
As any middle schooler knows, cyberbullying is a precise and subtle art. It involves being completely awful while still riding the narrow line of deniability,...
Product Reviews: Let’s Wine About It
It’s not your average citizen who contributes to the review section on Amazon. They are enigmas, from another dimension, with endless free time and perplexing...
Beyond BYOB
“Where do you want to go out for dinner?” “Can we do BYOB?” BYOB has been hot and trendy for as long as the...
30 Things That New York City Did to Me
I was born and raised in Chicago, Illinois. Yes – within the city limits. I’m no suburban poseur. I’m not scared of urbanity. I’m a...
Extra! Extra! Facebook About it!
Have you ever logged onto Facebook and noticed the trending topics on the side? Have you wondered where these random headlines even came from? Have...
Resting Nice Face
I have a problem. Actually, I have a lot of problems. Too many for just one post. But the one I’m going to tackle here...
Getting Ghosted on Club Penguin
I recently watched Inside Out, which was a huge mistake for someone as nostalgic as I am. I cried through the entire movie while reflecting on...
On Google Docs and Intimacy
There is an undiscussed phenomenon that I refuse to ignore any longer. I write this in hopes of sorting out my complicated feelings and standing...
Staying Forever Young
It’s common knowledge that growing up is kind of the worst. It’s a world full of responsibility, stress, caffeine headaches, and “business casual” attire. Plus,...
The Productivity Cycle
There is a small part of me that takes pride in my own irresponsibility. I doubt there’s anyone that can dig themselves into a...