Neopia’s Most Wanted
Today is a beautiful day. The sky is clear. The sun is shining. The birds are chirping. Nothing could possibly go wrong… except for this little...
Get Off Our iPhones, Government!
If you’ve been following the FBI v. Apple case, you know that one of the U.S. government’s most newsworthy battles of the day is the same one...
Bad Bathroom Advice Giver
There is always that moment where you have to give advice to another lady in the bathroom. Normally, I have always risen to the cause...
My Future Famous Self
We’re hunkering down into the middle of the semester. The days are getting longer (because we’re all just staying up a lot later), the meals...
Straight Outta Pinterest
There is no better feeling than taking Sharpie to canvas. I don’t feel anything but existential bliss when my gold marker glides perfectly along the...
Erotic Fridge Poetry
My roommate and her boyfriend recently acquired one of those sets of words on magnets. It’s usually used for fridge poetry, but in this case...
On Being Female in a Male Dominated Concentration
Have you ever looked around in your largest concentration-required lecture class and realized that you’re the only girl within three rows? Half of the people...
Rib Beef: Babies vs. Old People
(in collaboration with Nicole Martinez) A carefree, tinkling giggle. The dampened whinny of a nose being blown into a monogrammed cotton handkerchief. These are the...
Parents In the Passenger Seat
To quote my mother: “Teaching a child to drive is more stressful than childbirth.” Gee thanks, mom! Maybe she’s right, and having to teach someone...
The Whistler
Scenario A: You’re sitting in your room, deep in focus, studying for that Orgo midterm, maybe writing that Astronomy paper, and you are in The...