From Spiritual Awakenings to a Superiority Complex: My Bike Story
This year, I’ve been living in exile at the hands of ResLife. The housing lottery hath forsaken me and I have been condemned to Perkins...
Gimme All Your Money
I don’t know about you, but I had a really good summer. So good that I allowed myself to go into complete denial about ever...
Empty-Nester Syndrome
As the age old adage goes, it’s hard to be the one left behind when someone else goes off to new and better things. I...
The Top 5 Celebs Who Say “Wow” A Lot
All women want to hear one word. Studies have shown it, people have spoken it, and the power of speech has been proven time after...
Me And The Gang: A Tale Of Friendship, Deception, and Probable Death
I don’t know about you, but I had a really good summer. Probably the best part of it was all the really amazing people I...
Hidden Hair Messages
The decision to get bangs (aka, forehead masks made out of your hair) was a long and difficult one, a decision that required a lot...
The Hunt: Life Off Meal Plan
I used to live a blissful life. Every day, food was gifted to me without a second thought, like the sacrifices made to the Greek...
Manic Pixie Dream Mole
When I was thirteen years old, I saw 500 Days of Summer in theaters. Any kind of meta-narrative or social commentary flew right over my...
Welcome To Another Year Of Me Never Knowing Where The F*ck My Key Is
I don’t know about you, but I had a really good summer. Like, an incredible summer. Like, an everything-that-could’ve-gone-well-did-and-everything-that-could’ve-gone-poorly-didn’t summer. Not to brag or anything, but my...
Regretting Facebook
Ah, Facebook. A wonderful archive of posts that I will eventually regret. Over the summer, I was discussing this phenomenon with my sister as I...