Give Us Back Our OG Emojis
I’m not enough of an Apple geek to freak out over every new iPhone, and I’m usually several months behind on my iOS updates because...
All the Small Things (You Swallow While You Sleep)
“Dude, you know you swallow 8 spiders in your sleep during your lifetime.” “What? I don’t know if that’s true ‘cause — ”...
5 Best Movie Sex Scenes to Watch Uncomfortably With Your Parents
While many of us learned about the birds and the bees from an older sibling, a parent, or a 4th grad Sex Ed. Class (If...
BrownTV Fall Lineup
In a world of Netflix, good ol’ network television has fallen by the wayside. As a college student, my only connections to cable are the...
Binge-Watching For Dummies
There’s nothing I find more comforting than the burn of my laptop on my thighs after it’s been playing thirty straight episodes of Bob’s Burgers. The...
Campus Tour Anxiety
It’s 2:00 p.m. I’ve finished all of my classes, I’ve grabbed a smoothie (with greens in it, because I’m ~healthy~), and I’ve plopped onto the...
My Strange Addiction: Live Music
It’s been two weeks. I can’t remember the last time I saw my family. Or my friends. I’ve been too consumed by my dirty habit...
My First Time (Reading Harry Potter)
I’ve heard a lot of rumors about what it is like doing it for the first time. Some describe it as a state of utter...
Sign Me Up
You are reading this right now because I signed up for The Rib at the activities fair two years ago. Though I fully intended to...
The Only Thing I Have in Common with Donald Trump: We Both Have Small Hands
As a woman of color born from parents who immigrated to the United States from South Korea, I cannot say that I relate very much...