Coffee Shop on the Corner
Dear Coffee Shop on the Corner, It’s been an entire three hours since I’ve enjoyed your warmth, and I just can’t seem to get you...
Halloween Costumes for Candidates
Americans are eagerly anticipating the big, spooky day that comes once a year and strikes fear into the hearts of all citizens. And they’re excited...
American Horror Story: Running
There’s something that we all love in theory, yet hate in application. We appreciate what it can create, and dislike what its absence generates. We...
Gif vs Gif
As I’ve learned from the oft-uttered phrase “YOLO,” I need to spend my life pondering the quintessential philosophical debates essential to humanity. One of these...
Death to Spongebob, Birth of Sadness
Unless you live under a rock, you must have heard about the crisis of the century: SpongeBob is set for cancellation. When I received the...
“How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days”: A Film Critique
In the aftermath of the adrenaline rush that comes with turning an essay in on Canvas mere minutes before the deadline, my sleep-deprived, midterm-fried brain...
Ode to Wearing Clothes That Are Not Yours
We’ve all borrowed clothes from friends. Maybe a dress for a party, a pair of black heels that matched way better with your outfit than...
Girl Seeking Ghost
Calling all ghosts and ghouls! I am a college sophomore just looking to be haunted, and you could be the lucky phantom friend I’ve been...
Sorry My Family Comments On All Your Statuses
Dear Facebook Friend, Hey, it’s me, the girl you kind of hate now, because her random family members, who you don’t know, always interact with...
Stupid School Life Hacks
While most TV shows and Target ads depict mid- to late-October as a time for students to enjoy the beautiful autumn weather and J. Crew...