I’m Too Lazy to Write a Whole Book: A Memoir by Dana Schneider
I am a writer, but I am also impatient. In fiction, solid plot and character development takes meticulously and painstakingly crafted detail (read: time). In...
We Gotta Talk About These New Starbucks Cups
Dear Starbucks, No bullshit this time. It’s time to talk about your new cups. I’m not one of those Starbucks enthusiasts who sit patiently outside...
The Double Edged Sword of Uber Ratings
I made a truly life changing discovery recently. Ready for it? Brace yourself. You can SEE your own Uber Rating. Revolutionary. Terrifying. Incredible. ...
It’s Christmas!
Halloween is officially over. It’s November, and you know what that means—the Christmas season is upon us! That’s right, Christmas is right around the corner,...
5 Jobs That Don’t Exist Yet (And How To Get Them)
Twenty years ago, no one would have been able to anticipate that social media editor, professional vlogger or Donald Trump’s Presidential Campaign Manager would be...
How to Be Smart and Sexy for Halloween
Hey, girlfriends! Happy Halloweek! What a fun, sexy time for us! But also, what pressure, amirite ladies? On the one hand, Halloween can bring so...
Toothbrush Insecurities
Has this ever happened to you? It’s midnight on a Tuesday and you’re getting ready for bed. You put on your comfiest jammies, grab your...
Peter Pan the Bus Line vs. Peter Pan the Movie
Forget Disney princess movies, Peter Pan is where it’s at. First of all, Tinker Bell is way cooler than a princess and the friendship she...
The Olympics High
I’m not the sort of person to wake up at the crack of dawn to go on a five mile run. Or to wake up...
Why I’m Moving To New York – Comic
This comic was illustrated by the wonderful Annie Warner.