My Feet Can’t Touch The Ground
My journey to spending my days cleaning my half of a dorm room floor began unexpectedly. For some reason, one day the sarcastic banter that...
Hi, Nice To Meet Me
IDK bout u, but I had a really good summer. It was mostly good because I spent an unusually small percentage of it hating myself,...
The Least Favorite Color
The results are in! Turns out yellow is the statistical least favorite color. To clarify, it’s not America’s “least favorite” color (that’s usually brown or orange), it’s...
An Agricultural Awakening
For a college student, I think a lot about buying 100 acres of farm land in Western Massachusetts and some chickens. Recently (like, this year), I’ve...
The Birds and the Bee-ing Funny
There comes a time in a girl’s life when she’ll begin to notice some changes. For some people, it might happen in elementary school. For...
My Life Would Be So Much Better With Terry Crews As My Guardian Angel
It’s been a hard past two weeks for me, folks. Didn’t do too hot on an exam, contracted pneumonia, had three bowls of mac and cheese...
Dining Hall Hero Speaks Out
“If you could have one superpower, what would it be?” When faced with this question, most people fall back on the classics: Flight, invisibility, super...
Goodbye, Shoes
Call me a stereotypical gal, but I love shoes! From sneakers to boots, flip flops to high tops, my shoes not only take me where...
Weird College Essay Prompts: An Analysis
Ahhh, November. Crisp air, vibrant leaves in hues of gold and red, gourds and turkeys and frost on the browning tips of grass. The whole...
How Does One ‘Art?’
The relatively artsy, hipster, crunchy granola culture of Brown creates a desire for art classes so large that there has to be a lottery for...