On Unrealistic Abroad Flings: A Side-by-Side Comparison to the Lizzie McGuire Movie
If you are a female ages 19-25, then you were (hopefully) a die-hard Lizzie McGuire fan. You strived to have Lizzie’s wardrobe, a best friend...
The Rib Is My Tramp Stamp
I don’t think I’m ever going to get a tramp stamp. I might get a tattoo somewhere else, but even then, only if I ever...
Cool* Kids
I am from the Mid-Atlantic state of Maryland, where the weather cannot seem to pick a season for more than a couple of days at...
No Fighting Allowed
I’ve learned a lot from my six month stint in the world of mixed martial arts (MMA). It’s been an experience unlike any other. My...
The Anti-joke Age
Recently, I was having a chat with my pals Christian and Prakrit in which we recounted our failed attempts at humor during childhood. I told...
If I Were The Bachelorette
It is a truth universally acknowledged that every year one man and one woman must sacrifice themselves to satiate the network gods at ABC by becoming...
Me v. Wild
Before I spent a semester abroad in London, I vaguely knew how to take care of myself. Had I been dropped out of an airplane...
Are YOU the Horrible Roommate?
Rarely do people fall into the temperate middle ground of being purely cordial and friendly with their roommate. You usually either hear about someone having...
7 Ways to Celebrate Galentine’s Day – Comic
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The Poetic Praise of Two Pauls
When people ask me why I write poetry I tell them it’s a means of expression, a way of magnifying and distorting minutiae most people...