A Gynography of the Everygirl (If Every Girl is Just Like Me)
Hey public school younguns, remember that day in eighth grade health class when they rolled out the projector and sat us down and scarred us...
Donald Trump’s Oscar Reaction Tweets
So the Oscars were this past weekend. Lots of drama, cookies falling from the ceiling, mildly racist jokes by Jimmy Kimmel, robbing of Lin-Manuel’s EGOT,...
All Aboard!
If listening to Kacey Musgraves in earnest has taught me anything, it’s to stay connected to my ~roots~. So in an attempt to stay connected...
Rib Classic Movies Presents: Sarah Clapp & the Summer of 2009
This week on Rib Classic Movies, we tell the story of young actress Sarah Clapp, who, at the tender age of twelve, took the film...
A Former Lover, Revisited
Twenty-one has been a year of change for me. I am proud to say that I am finally in a steady, healthy relationship. Now you maybe...
Goin’ Gray
I’ve been looking at myself in the mirror a lot recently. Well, not like a lot. Just more than usual. I’ll be getting ready for...
Which Rib Editor Are You?
Have you ever spent hours scrolling aimlessly through the Rib, admiring the genius we have created, and ultimately wondering: which Rib editor am I?...
A List of Very Specific Brown Bears Admirers Submissions Clearly About Me
To the girl singing “Bennie and the Jets” in the Perkins ground floor shower like an Elton John impersonator who has had too much to...
5 Things on Netflix to tell Mike You Binge-Watched
It’s hard to seem woke when the only six TV shows you’ve watched in full are about white people living together in New York. And...
ESP & Me
Like many Brown students, I was a ravenous reader as a child. Unlike many Brown students, I was so ravenous a reader as a child...