Confessions of a (Degrassi) Fan Fiction Writer
My middle school diary—polka dotted, protected by a lock and hidden somewhere in my room—is one of my most cherished keepsakes. Through it, I can...
My Stupid Bucket List From Age 10
I recently came across my bucket list that I wrote at age 10. And by “recently came across,” I mean that I intently searched for...
Open Letters: 10 Things That Need To Get Their Shit Together
Overall, I like to think life is pretty good. But every once in a while, I stumble upon something that just isn’t achieving its full potential. To...
Bread: Can Live With It, Can’t Live Without It
My sister recently discovered that she has a suspected gluten intolerance, so, in a gesture of altruistic solidarity (and more realistically selfish self-protection), I have...
Faking It: My Pop Culture Knowledge Is a Lie
At the risk of permanently destroying my carefully manicured image, I would like to make a confession: I am guilty of making pop culture references...
Junglepussy: An Abbreviated Personal Listening Guide
Growing up, I was immersed in a culture that values romantic love in a highly exalted sense. I watched wedding themed shows on TLC such...
Mark Zuckerberg PLEASE READ
Hey Mark Zuckerberg! How’s it going? Is life treating you nicely? I bet it is, since you created Facebook and everything. You can seriously do...
What Personality Flaw Does Your Waterbottle Reveal About You?
I like to think I’m good at reading people. Whether this is true or not, there are certain things that I just know. I can...
A Letter to Foolish Bears
Dearest classmates, First semester of freshman year is a semester meant for exploring, trying out new clubs and classes, and getting a sense for how...
Dear Weird Al Yankovic: Please Be My Benefactor!
Dear Weird Al Yankovic, A few months ago, I published the following tweet: It may seem like a joke, but I am 100% serious about...