What I Saw From The Sub-Basement Level Window Of The Rock
Full disclosure: I just saw a massive slab of concrete and my miserable reflection in the window.
I-C-U-P, Or Do I?
In what some might dub a hilarious–and I might call horrifying–turn of events, I was convinced (read: coerced) to experiment with wearing adult diapers for...
How to Read The News Without Having The World’s Worst Emotional Meltdown
I used to love reading the news, but now I absolutely hate it. Why? Because everything sucks. In all seriousness, it can be really hard...
Whale Information I Now Have (And You Can Too)
I often look around and realize how little I know about the world. I take advantage of things simply because I see them every day....
Is My Depression Cured Or Am I Just Listening to Too Much Reggaeton?
It’s an easy mistake to make. One day, you’re walking down the street and see a couple holding hands, and somehow, instead of wishing them...
The Refined Art of the FinkedIn
I’ll be perfectly, painfully honest: I don’t have a LinkedIn. As a young (relative), accomplished (debatable) woman of STEM, it genuinely pains me to say...
Life After Brown: How to Network
That good, good post-grad life is coming in hot, folks! Just a few more months until we’re finally pushed out of that bird’s nest (for...
8 Domestic Things That Make Me Wish I Wasn’t a Human
Like most of us, I had to help around the house while I was growing up. These “chores” included walking the dog, taking out the...
The Tragic Failure of an 89.4%
Have you ever been virtually at victory? So close to success? Fractions from fame? Almost at an accomplishment? Close to conquest? Spending way too long...
Help, I Made So Many Puns That I Turned Into My Dad!
Now, I love puns as much as the next person, but too much of a good thing leads to dire consequences. Due to my upbringing,...