A Proposal to Tom Holland
Dear Tom Holland, You don’t know me, but I know you, or at least the “you” you present to the public. Back when I was...
Reality Check! Throw Those Bananas Away!
Are you afraid?
An Exposé on the Dark Underbelly of Feline Instagram
Hey everyone, it’s Randal here, or, as some of you may know me, Mittens the Cat from Instagram. Yes, my real name is Randal and...
Girl Talk: I Just Found Out That My Roommate Is Closely Related To Ex-Soviet Premier Mikhail Gorbachev. Advice?
First of all, I would like to assure you that this is not an uncommon experience. I'm sure many other readers have discovered that their...
On Coming Out as Non-binary on National Women’s Day
Based on true events. Sorry, Gloria Steinem.
It’s The Most Wonderful Time of the Year: Spotify Isn’t Tracking My Music!
Do you get unreasonably stressed about your Spotify Wrapped every year? Me too...but for the one glorious month of December, we are free from its...
Is My Friend… Rich?
that's so scawy 🥺
Just Brown Things: Random Stuff I’ve Found at Brown
It's not often you find a pair of pants on the street.
My Absolutely Positively Genuine Ode to “Dance Monkey,” the Hero of Our Times (deadlines season)
"I didn't know you liked that song???"