One Long Boi (Me) Versus The World (The World)
A candid shot of me taken recently revealed the reality of my body: my spine looks like a tree branch caught in 35 mph winds...
QUIZ: Pen, Sneaker, or Condom?
Most people nowadays use their phones as crutches to avoid uncomfortable social situations. I could have done this too, as I tried to fill the...
To-Do List Of A Procrastinator
Due: two weeks ago __clean yo room overdue __watch lecture captures from those two lectures you missed because you were cramming for a physics exam ...
Kabob & Curry Naan Addiction Named a Public Health Crisis
Thursday, March 15, 4:00 PM Blue Room, Brown University The Center for Disease Control has officially named Kabob & Curry naan addiction a public health...
The Upside of Having Four Eyes
When I was little, I had better than perfect vision (15/20). Yeah, you read that right suckerssss! But, as my eyes began to scrunch more...
We’ve Grown Up and So Has Our Sibling Rivalry
I’m a younger sibling, and I won’t deny that there are luxuries that come with being the second child. Parents are way more chill about...
LinkedIn is My Ex-boyfriend’s Preferred Platform for Stalking Me
LinkedIn stalking is nothing like Facebook stalking. It’s actually the LEAST CHILL way to find out information about someone. If you have a LinkedIn account,...
20 Convenient Places to Put Your Anger When a Man Tells You to Calm Down
Ah. The tranquil things in life. A warm bubble bath, a soft blanket, a quiet morning accompanied by coffee and crossword. And oh yes, how...
The Plight of a Financially Inept College Kid
Maybe it’s a delayed reaction to all of the free credit report commercials on TV interspersed between my childhood SpongeBob viewings, but I have recently...
The Foul Beast That Is The Monster Energy Drink
You’re in the Blue Room and it’s been a day, so you’re looking for a little pick-me-up. And then you see it…The fluorescent “M” emblazoned...