How to Forgive Your Friend for Being Named Ashley
She’s kind, she’s smart, she’s perfect. But sometimes, it’s hard to forgive your friend for being named Ashley. Still, forgiveness is an essential part of...
‘Pre-Gaming’: the New Party Craze My Great-Aunt Told Me (via Email) Is Taking Campuses by Storm
‘Pre-gaming’. What knows what that’s supposed to mean? Answer: my Great-Aunt Barb. This connoisseur of all things young and current sent me a tell-all email last...
I Heard the Voice of God and It Was Shrill and Unwelcoming
Last Friday, the heavens opened, and I heard the voice of God. At least I’m 99% sure it was God. I had woken up on...
Ultimate CS Proj-Posals
After leaving high school, I thought I’d never again be graced with the high-stakes, satisfying rush of a promposal. There’s nothing as viscerally awkward and...
On Changing
I’ve been in college for two months, and I’m already a totally different person. While I was a mellow, reserved homebody in high school, I...
If Halloween Is Officially Over, Will I Still Get #Ghosted?
Let’s face it: at some point or another, we ladies have been or will be #ghosted. If you’re not familiar with this trend, Urban Dictionary...
10 Quick Tips to Keep Him from Finding Out That You Poop
Nothing turns men off like the knowledge that their sexual partner has bodily functions. If your man finds out that you experience the same biological...
The Ultimate Guide to Not Getting Accused of Sexual Assault
At the Rib, we mostly write our content for and about women and anyone who doesn’t identify as a cisgender man. But recent events have...
My Life is a Mess Because My Lucky Bamboo Plant Died
I recently found myself having a terrible, horrible, no good, very bad week. The final rejections from clubs that I applied to came rolling in,...