Breaking the Silence on Breaking the Seal
This (sadly) has nothing to do with seals.
My Pathetic Lungs Can’t Handle “Speaking Up,” Professor
You're sitting in a lecture hall of fifty. The professor keeps asking questions. You're asked to "speak up." Your thirst for knowledge has been quenched...
And the Oscar goes to…Not Irina Shayk
Ah the Academy Awards. Hollywood’s biggest event unfolded this past weekend. There were winners, there were snubs, but there was one clear loser: Irina Shayk. ...
A Star Fizzles Out
As a certified member of the Women’s Film Critic Circle, I must say that I was deeply disappointed by A Star is Born, called an...
Conversation starters for when the conversation dies
We’ve all been through this. The small talk. The awkwardness. If only we could get past the mindless banter and into the juicy stuff, like...
The Top Five Fuckboi Names Guaranteed to Get You into Any Sports Party
"Who do I know? Umm. Luke!"
A Compliment?
~Just Blue Room Things~
Teacher Just Asked You to Read Aloud in Front of the Class. How Hard Do You Go?
"Whatever you do, just don’t go so hard as to pronounce 'winged' as 'wing-ed.' Then it’s all over for you"
How Kumon prepared me to be an Alpha in this #grind society
For those of you who don’t know what Kumon is, you are blessed. I’m actually not sure how American Kumon works, but the Kumon I...
Top 5 Sexiest Pick-Up Techniques I Learned in Europe
Disclaimer: All of these things really happened to me in bars/clubs in Spain over the last semester. Well, folks, I just spent the last semester...