Spotify Wrapped Secret Meanings
Everyone will definitely think these things about me after they see this on my story!
What to Get Your Secret Santa Based on Vague Indications of What They Said That One Time You Talked
Even Santa needs a list.
The Sexual Magic of First Aid
The film industry has capitalized upon years of medically-themed foreplay, dressing up just before dressing down (wink).
Overthink This Text, and We’ll Give You a Half-Assed Reply a Couple Hours Later!
Texting is easy, breezy, beautiful fun for us well-adjusted, super chill college students who overthink nothing, are super chill, well-adjusted and super chill.
I’m Writing This Article Because I Want To, Not Because It’s A Distraction From My Anxiety
Do I have anxiety? Yes, maybe. Do I care? Usually, but not right now!
What’s in My Common Room?
I just want to brew my instant Mac in peace.
Will My Dog Please Check in with Someone
"I'm fine. I think I'm gonna go for a walk. I just need to clear my head," he said, stuffing his paws into a pair...
‘Twas The Night Before My Birthday
In a way, we're all captive on the carousel of time. In another way, November 4th is my birthday and give me attention.
My Experience as a Spelling Dog in 5th Grade
In preparation for the spelling bee, my mom acted like I was a dog. Let me explain.
My Pre-Emptive Gap Year
Not only should I get the same respect that those who take gap years command, I should get MORE because I delayed my learning progression...