On Changing
I’ve been in college for two months, and I’m already a totally different person. While I was a mellow, reserved homebody in high school, I...
10 Quick Tips to Keep Him from Finding Out That You Poop
Nothing turns men off like the knowledge that their sexual partner has bodily functions. If your man finds out that you experience the same biological...
Hold Up! Saturdays? Are For The…BOYS?
What the heck? I always thought that Saturdays were a time of relaxation, a time to escape the dreariness of the work week, a time...
Dating Advice for Quirky Girls
For a lover on demand, apps like Tinder, Bumble, and JSwipe are there for you. Any kind of lover you’re looking for, you can find...
I’m Not Like Other Girls; I Have an Extremely Rare Condition that Makes Extra Bones Grow in My Head
See, most guys want a skinny blond girl with rich parents, designer clothes, flawless makeup, and the normal amount of bones in her head. Girls...
My “Chopped” Application
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250,659 Eye-Catching, Come-Hither, Be-My-Wife, Government-Sanctioned Guidelines to Dress Like a Woman
The National Propaganda Bureau National Security Agency Endorses This Message. Hey Ladies, welcome to our first edition of DYSTOPIAN COSMOPOLITAN. Today we come to you...
5 Newer New Ways to Surprise Your Partner in Bed
If there’s one thing lady magazines have taught us, it’s that sex can never be too adventurous. Every month, they crack the codes to make...
Quiz: Are You the Klutz in a Romantic Comedy?
Whether you love to hate them or hate to love them, romantics are a pillar of pop culture. They are also a compilation of romantic...
Tristan Thompson’s Cheating Scandal Made Me Go into Labor and I’m Not Even Pregnant
Something was off this week, ladies. While I might not be as in-tune with the eb and flow of the universe as a kombucha-drinker, I...