I’m pretty sure I just figured out what the hell is going on with the Austin & Ally boys.
“I’m Ross Lynch from Austin & Ally, and you’re not watching Disney Channel anymore.”
My Name Is Zara, and I Am the Next Miss Rhode Island
New Rib series! Follow Zara's journey to Rhode Island pageant stardom.
What is Abortion?
What is abortion and what does it mean? Where does it come from? How do you spell it? Could you use it in a sentence?
I Don’t Know What The Proclaimers Were Thinking, But I Would Not Walk 500 Miles For Anyone
I respect these musical brothers and their sexy turtlenecks, but I would definitely never choose to join them on their romantic escapades.
I’m Smart, Pretty And Funny, But He… Has A Prominent Jawline?
Yes, his personality is essentially "inherited wealth makes me a free spirit," but how can you expect me, a feminist, to resist a chin that...
Every Time I Walk Past The Mural on the Side of CVS, I get Sucked into an Alternate Dimension. Is that Normal?
I can't be the only one who gets sucked into an alternate dimension by the CVS mural, right?
Feets Of Strength
It's a pun.
Five Ways to Flirt with British Girls Superior to Making Fun of Their Accent
So it’s happened. You start talking to a girl only to pick up a… no, it can’t be… is that an… an… accent different to...
How to Forgive Your Friend for Being Named Ashley
She’s kind, she’s smart, she’s perfect. But sometimes, it’s hard to forgive your friend for being named Ashley. Still, forgiveness is an essential part of...
Hi, Nice To Meet You, I’m The Jew Who’s Controlling The Pope
You may be offended, but I think I deserve a little recognition for working so hard. After all, it really is thanks to me that...