What is Abortion?
What is abortion and what does it mean? Where does it come from? How do you spell it? Could you use it in a sentence?
I Don’t Know What The Proclaimers Were Thinking, But I Would Not Walk 500 Miles For Anyone
I respect these musical brothers and their sexy turtlenecks, but I would definitely never choose to join them on their romantic escapades.
I’m Smart, Pretty And Funny, But He… Has A Prominent Jawline?
Yes, his personality is essentially "inherited wealth makes me a free spirit," but how can you expect me, a feminist, to resist a chin that...
Every Time I Walk Past The Mural on the Side of CVS, I get Sucked into an Alternate Dimension. Is that Normal?
I can't be the only one who gets sucked into an alternate dimension by the CVS mural, right?
Feets Of Strength
It's a pun.
Five Ways to Flirt with British Girls Superior to Making Fun of Their Accent
So it’s happened. You start talking to a girl only to pick up a… no, it can’t be… is that an… an… accent different to...
How to Forgive Your Friend for Being Named Ashley
She’s kind, she’s smart, she’s perfect. But sometimes, it’s hard to forgive your friend for being named Ashley. Still, forgiveness is an essential part of...
Hi, Nice To Meet You, I’m The Jew Who’s Controlling The Pope
You may be offended, but I think I deserve a little recognition for working so hard. After all, it really is thanks to me that...
I Love Brown So Much That I’m Having An Affair With An Actual Bear
If I had to describe myself in one word it would definitely be “hardcore.” I have never half-assed anything. That’s how I ended up having...
How To Organize Your Facebook To Make It Seem Like You’re A Political Activist When Really All You Wanna Do Is Get Shwasted And Text Trey
In an age where social media reigns supreme, self-portrayal is everything. What you post is who you are, and it’s important people know that who you are is...