5 Ways To Know For Sure If Martha Stewart Has Possessed Your White Suburban Mom
Have you ever been struck with the sudden and debilitating concern that Martha Stewart, the godmother of lifestyle queens, may have hijacked your mother's soul...
Hi I’m Karen I’m a First-Year and I Really Want My Roommate to Love Me
“Goodnight,” she says to me. “Goodnight,” I respond cheerily. This is the first time she’s ever told me goodnight. She will never know how much...
‘Twas The Night Before My Birthday
In a way, we're all captive on the carousel of time. In another way, November 4th is my birthday and give me attention.
October Horoscopes to Rustle Your Jimmies
c'mon now...come close. learn the truth even if it scares it you
I Wanted to Get in Touch with My Inner-Self, So I Got a Colonoscopy
The content you want but didn't have the guts to ask for :)
Worst Text Messages You Could Receive that I May or May Not Have Received
“Hey” Ahh they reached out haha! Ugh what do I say? “Heyy”? No that’s one too many y’s.. Or is it? Or should I say...
I Went On A Quest To Find My Virginity But The Real Virginity Was Inside Me All Along
One day, I woke up with an unidentifiably strange feeling within me. Suddenly, I realized what it was– I was missing my virginity! I was...
Five Books Every White Feminist Should Lie about Having Read
The Awakening is considered one of the first feminist books and is way ahead of its time in many regardsThe Sparknotes version is a terrific...
I’m pretty sure I just figured out what the hell is going on with the Austin & Ally boys.
“I’m Ross Lynch from Austin & Ally, and you’re not watching Disney Channel anymore.”
My Name Is Zara, and I Am the Next Miss Rhode Island
New Rib series! Follow Zara's journey to Rhode Island pageant stardom.