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Resting Nice Face

Resting Nice Face

Posted on February 23, 2016May 10, 2016 by Elizabeth McClellan
I have a problem. Actually, I have a lot of problems. Too many for just one post. But the one I’m going to tackle here...
Sorel Boots are the New Uggs… And I’m Okay with That

Sorel Boots are the New Uggs… And I’m Okay with That

Posted on February 18, 2016May 10, 2016 by Allie T
Seventh grade is only painful in retrospect. I had shockingly high self-esteem for someone sporting clashing red and green braces. But now that I’m older,...
The Four Times a Boy Called Me Cute and the Four Times I Did Absolutely Nothing About It

The Four Times a Boy Called Me Cute and the Four Times I Did Absolutely Nothing About It

Posted on February 14, 2016May 9, 2016 by Francesca Lim
It’s time to start stockpiling the Sweethearts, the roses, and the memories of your past romances. Well…not so much for the last one. If you’re...
Confessions of a Lipstick Addict

Confessions of a Lipstick Addict

Posted on February 13, 2016May 10, 2016 by Abby Espiritu
My obsession with lipstick began in kindergarten on the day when I received my own first-ever lip product: the universally-recognized and highly-pursued Lip Smackers. “My lips can...
My Week With My Mason Jar

My Week With My Mason Jar

Posted on February 10, 2016May 10, 2016 by Daniella Balarezo
What is it about college students that makes us so thirsty? I’m not talking about the euphemistic kind of thirst (yeah, I see you)–I’m talking...
Shopping, Period

Shopping, Period

Posted on February 9, 2016September 29, 2016 by Hannah Dylan Pasternak
Mom? Hi? You there? Yeah. It’s me. I’m fine. Kind of. Yes. I just… I’m in the middle of my first period. No, it wasn’t...
A Month of Not Shaving, In Retrospect

A Month of Not Shaving, In Retrospect

Posted on December 4, 2015May 10, 2016 by Caitlin Dorman
I didn’t shave for the entirety of November, give some days. Honestly, I don’t remember exactly when I last shaved. Against popular consensus, it was in...
Why is the Internet Obsessed with Disney Princesses?

Why is the Internet Obsessed with Disney Princesses?

Posted on December 3, 2015May 10, 2016 by Monika Rajagopalan
Even if we no longer want to be princesses, we still seem to really like thinking about them. Whenever Buzzfeed (or, let’s face it, The...
This Winter’s Hottest Trend Is… Grandma!

This Winter’s Hottest Trend Is… Grandma!

Posted on November 21, 2015May 10, 2016 by Allie T
Oversized sweaters, horn-rimmed glasses, and… clogs… oh my! This winter’s trendiest items seem all too familiar. Were they from Alexander Wang Fall/Winter 2008? No, that...
If you suffer from Resting Bitch Face Syndrome, Hisfacin may be the answer

If you suffer from Resting Bitch Face Syndrome, Hisfacin may be the answer

Posted on November 12, 2015May 10, 2016 by Monika Rajagopalan
Do people tend to judge you as bitchy, pretentious, or cold when they’ve never actually met you? Have men described you as unapproachable or unnecessarily...

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