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“Dating” Advice From Mommy Dearest

“Dating” Advice From Mommy Dearest

Posted on May 21, 2016 by Nicole Martinez
Living as a hopelessly romantic, single lady for nineteen years, I’ve definitely dabbled in various areas in the dating app world. Buuuut something I always struggle with is...
How Taken Ruined My Life/ Taken Arruinó Mi Vida – A Conversation With Mi Mamá

How Taken Ruined My Life/ Taken Arruinó Mi Vida – A Conversation With Mi Mamá

Posted on May 18, 2016 by Daniella Balarezo
Co-autora Coco Balarezo, tambien conocida como Miu, Mami, Mamá, Coyo, o Maria del Socorro Hernadez Yslas de Balarezo. Co-authored by Coco Balarezo, also known as...
What’s the Mom-nosis, Doc?

What’s the Mom-nosis, Doc?

Posted on May 17, 2016May 17, 2016 by Elizabeth Purington
(co-written by Stephanie Purington) College is a wonderful time,when young people begin to spread their wings and enjoy the freedoms of adulthood. (Maybe this a...
My Momager and Me

My Momager and Me

Posted on May 17, 2016May 17, 2016 by Hannah Dylan Pasternak
(co-authored by Stephanie Sauer Pasternak, Brown Class of 1987) (please enjoy my attempt at photoshopping my head onto Kim Kardashian’s body, thereby giving myself a...
My Mom Hates Mother’s Day

My Mom Hates Mother’s Day

Posted on May 17, 2016 by Sam Crausman
Ah, Mother’s Day.  What better time than an internationally recognized holiday is there to show my mom how much I love her?  Unfortunately, my mom doesn’t...
Doctors, Destiny, and Dumb Names: An Interview with Mom

Doctors, Destiny, and Dumb Names: An Interview with Mom

Posted on May 5, 2016May 17, 2016 by Kayla Kirk
Co-written by Lisa Stevens, Kayla’s mom Kayla: So you wanted to write an article about people who repeatedly mispronounce names, right, Mom? Can I call ya...
The Misadventures of Sexually-Frustrated Susie: The V-Dub Waffle

The Misadventures of Sexually-Frustrated Susie: The V-Dub Waffle

Posted on April 29, 2016May 9, 2016 by Daniella Balarezo
*Author’s note: it’s fiction, mom. Fiction! I’m not actually that sexually attracted to waffles.* Sophomore slump had been real. Susie was unsure of everything —...
Snapchat is Ruining My Life

Snapchat is Ruining My Life

Posted on April 22, 2016May 9, 2016 by Francesca Lim
I am a typical millennial. I am obsessed with Instagraming artsy pictures of food. I spend more time on my phone during family gatherings than...
I Was Sexy (and Then I Finished Reading)

I Was Sexy (and Then I Finished Reading)

Posted on April 19, 2016May 9, 2016 by Kayla Kirk
I discovered my sensuality in the Ratty. No, this is not a joke. On a chilly Saturday morning, I sat down to breakfast in the...
Is Everyone Having Sex Without Me?

Is Everyone Having Sex Without Me?

Posted on April 18, 2016May 9, 2016 by Daniella Balarezo
I have found that the idiom “the walls have ears” applies weirdly and surprisingly well to university life. Last year in my freshmen dorm, I...

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