American Horror Story: Running
There’s something that we all love in theory, yet hate in application. We appreciate what it can create, and dislike what its absence generates. We...
Ode to Wearing Clothes That Are Not Yours
We’ve all borrowed clothes from friends. Maybe a dress for a party, a pair of black heels that matched way better with your outfit than...
Girl Seeking Ghost
Calling all ghosts and ghouls! I am a college sophomore just looking to be haunted, and you could be the lucky phantom friend I’ve been...
Sorry My Family Comments On All Your Statuses
Dear Facebook Friend, Hey, it’s me, the girl you kind of hate now, because her random family members, who you don’t know, always interact with...
Creative Fashion Fixes
Two months ago, while stuck in the full heat of August in my air condition-less house (my A/C broke in the middle of the summer),...
My Strange Addiction: Live Music
It’s been two weeks. I can’t remember the last time I saw my family. Or my friends. I’ve been too consumed by my dirty habit...
My First Time (Reading Harry Potter)
I’ve heard a lot of rumors about what it is like doing it for the first time. Some describe it as a state of utter...
True Life: The Rib Left Me In Philly And I Made It Back Mostly Alive
On September 18th, seven Rib writers and some add-ons from Skorts Sketch Comedy caravanned down to Philadelphia to attend LaughtHERfest Pt. 2, the second year...
Aphrodite Diaries
Dear Diary, What the fuck is going on? Who. Is. Karlie. Kloss. Ugh, this is a mess. The mortals worship her all of a sudden....
Manic Pixie Dream Mole
When I was thirteen years old, I saw 500 Days of Summer in theaters. Any kind of meta-narrative or social commentary flew right over my...