Socks, Guitar, Moon Posted on December 5, 2016 by Sarah Clapp My roommate does CLPS studies for her Cognitive Science class. I like to imagine a cohort of scientists taping wires to her head in a...
Porn @ Brown Posted on December 4, 2016December 4, 2016 by The Rib Why beat around the bush? Pornhub isn’t working on Brown’s wifi. At first, I thought this was a “me” thing. I thought some issue with...
How to Come Back from Heartbreak (And The Presidential Election) Posted on December 1, 2016 by Daniella Balarezo The week that Donald Trump was elected president of the United States was a tough one. I had two papers to write, one presentation to...
Elements of Style Posted on November 28, 2016November 28, 2016 by Sarah Clapp I would have never worn clogs in high school. I would have never worn turtlenecks or long dresses either because those were all things old...
Hello, Adult Coloring Books Posted on November 27, 2016October 6, 2017 by The Rib In many ways, college is a lot like preschool. You nap in the afternoon, eat mediocre food, and spend a lot of time missing your...
Home Is Where The Pole Is Posted on November 27, 2016June 11, 2019 by The Rib I don’t know about you, but I had an un-pole-ievable summer. This could be attributed to the fact that I spent a good chunk of...
It Came to Me in a Dream Posted on November 21, 2016January 12, 2025 by The Rib Have you ever had those dreams where all of your teeth fall out? Where you’re flying? Being chased by something? Have you ever had those...
The Least Favorite Color Posted on November 18, 2016January 12, 2025 by The Rib The results are in! Turns out yellow is the statistical least favorite color. To clarify, it’s not America’s “least favorite” color (that’s usually brown or orange), it’s...
The Sibling Game Posted on November 17, 2016June 11, 2019 by The Rib A Joint Piece by Leeron and Noga Lempel I don’t know about you, but my summer was almost perfect. I say almost because while it...
Goodbye, Shoes Posted on November 8, 2016 by Sam Crausman Call me a stereotypical gal, but I love shoes! From sneakers to boots, flip flops to high tops, my shoes not only take me where...