7 Ways to Celebrate Galentine’s Day – Comic
Images via Sarah Clapp.
The Poetic Praise of Two Pauls
When people ask me why I write poetry I tell them it’s a means of expression, a way of magnifying and distorting minutiae most people...
I Hate Kids
The thing that freaks me out about kids is that they’re pretty transparent. You can tell if they are lying and you can tell if...
Obituaries of my Fake IDs
Can I write about fake IDs now that I’ve been 21 for a few months? Is there like a statute of limitations on having fake...
Rush RIB!
[youtube https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CD0lTF5UD8E&w=560&h=315] This Pledge Week, rush the coolest, friendliest sorority on campus–Rho Iota Beta! Our house is fun, welcoming, and definitely NOT infested with ghosts!
On Home Videos
While I was at home during winter break, I binge-watched my home videos. The holiday season was making me feel especially nostalgic for a time when...
Socks, Guitar, Moon
My roommate does CLPS studies for her Cognitive Science class. I like to imagine a cohort of scientists taping wires to her head in a...
Porn @ Brown
Why beat around the bush? Pornhub isn’t working on Brown’s wifi. At first, I thought this was a “me” thing. I thought some issue with...
How to Come Back from Heartbreak (And The Presidential Election)
The week that Donald Trump was elected president of the United States was a tough one. I had two papers to write, one presentation to...
Elements of Style
I would have never worn clogs in high school. I would have never worn turtlenecks or long dresses either because those were all things old...