The Fleeting Nature of Love and Weather Protective Gear
It was early September. I was caught between a rock and a hard place—the rock being a mom loudly debating the redeeming qualities of two...
The Everygirl’s Guide to Tinder
Well here I am, single again. No it’s cool, I’m okay, unfurrow your brows. Fortunately for all of us, I’m slowly but surely moving out...
Foster’s Home for Imaginary Friends but with More Late Stage Capitalism
Her name was Alexis. She was everything I wasn’t at the time: a teen, a sophisticate, a brunette with a Parisian fashion sense, a person...
The Dangers of Online Bikini Shopping
I hate online shopping. I don’t understand how people do it. The clothes never look as good as they did online, or they don’t fit,...
Athleisure & Me
I peered out of my Grad Center window this morning and was blinded by pastels. I saw lacrosse shorts and cute-yet-impractical button-down-the-front skirts galore. After...
Always A Text Away!
Staying in contact with family and friends is an objectively good thing. It’s nice to know a bit about what shenanigans your family is engaging...
We’re Obsessed With This Liquid Lipstick Collection Inspired by the Morrill Land-Grant Act of 1862
The. Wait. Is. Over. After six torturous months, we’ve finally got our hands on them. And we’re never letting go. In case you haven’t heard/...
People Who Throw Spaghetti Against the Wall to See if it’s Done
There are three big things that I remember seeing in the movies before I saw them in real life: sex, communion, and throwing spaghetti against...
An Open Letter to Kindred Suckers for Smucker’s (Uncrustables)
Dear Fellow Fan of Smucker’s Uncrustables Sandwiches, No one ever said having this whimsical of a snack preference in college would be easy.
I Analyzed the Flag Animations on the Google Docs/Sheets/Slides/Forms Landing Page for No Reason and Now You’re Gonna Hear All About It
Abstract: Ever wanted to dig deep into the nitty gritty details of an advertisement and see if it just falls into pieces? This project does...