Foster’s Home for Imaginary Friends but with More Late Stage Capitalism
Her name was Alexis. She was everything I wasn’t at the time: a teen, a sophisticate, a brunette with a Parisian fashion sense, a person...
The Dangers of Online Bikini Shopping
I hate online shopping. I don’t understand how people do it. The clothes never look as good as they did online, or they don’t fit,...
Athleisure & Me
I peered out of my Grad Center window this morning and was blinded by pastels. I saw lacrosse shorts and cute-yet-impractical button-down-the-front skirts galore. After...
Always A Text Away!
Staying in contact with family and friends is an objectively good thing. It’s nice to know a bit about what shenanigans your family is engaging...
We’re Obsessed With This Liquid Lipstick Collection Inspired by the Morrill Land-Grant Act of 1862
The. Wait. Is. Over. After six torturous months, we’ve finally got our hands on them. And we’re never letting go. In case you haven’t heard/...
People Who Throw Spaghetti Against the Wall to See if it’s Done
There are three big things that I remember seeing in the movies before I saw them in real life: sex, communion, and throwing spaghetti against...
An Open Letter to Kindred Suckers for Smucker’s (Uncrustables)
Dear Fellow Fan of Smucker’s Uncrustables Sandwiches, No one ever said having this whimsical of a snack preference in college would be easy.
I Analyzed the Flag Animations on the Google Docs/Sheets/Slides/Forms Landing Page for No Reason and Now You’re Gonna Hear All About It
Abstract: Ever wanted to dig deep into the nitty gritty details of an advertisement and see if it just falls into pieces? This project does...
How I Spent My Spring Break
Okay, so here’s what happened. Ryan and his brother Trey got busted for trying to steal a car. Because Ryan was still a minor, a...
Catfished: Lumiere Was Hotter as a Candle
Beauty and the Beast is a controversial children’s movie about Stockholm Syndrome where man lies with man, woman lies with beast, and inanimate objects lie...