Men May Have the Patriarchy but They Do Not Have Morning Skinny
With a certain presidency already off to a rocky start, let us find comfort in knowing that men may have the patriarchy, but they will...
Things That Are Only Okay When I Do Them
I'm just special!
Help! I Think My Roommate Is a Mermaid from the H2O: Just Add Water Universe!
By the way they avoid washing dishes, there's naur denying it.
Athlete Wearing 8 Against Hate Shirt Definitely Says the R-Word
The pieces just write themselves I swear.
Brown U Nurse Suggests Potion Made of “Draught of Elderberrie,”a “Prettie Quantitie of Lobſter Shell” and a “Unicorne’s Horne, if Thou Cans’t Find it”
A handy recipe for your back to school flu.
Back off Ladies, That was MY Boyfriend in the Inflatable Garfield Suit
I know you all wanted a piece of that fine, orange ass. I heard your whistles when he walked by, your rawrs. I felt your...
“The Golden Bachelor” Causes Spike in Crushes on Ancient Professors
He's sexy AND old!
Student Whose Phone Went off in “Absolute Quiet Room” Escorted Away by Men in Suits, Now Missing for 7 Days
Last Tuesday, freshman Ann Oing went missing. She was last spotted in the “Absolute Quiet Room” of the John D. Rockefeller library. Witnesses to the...
A Day OFF College Hill
Sidewalks are swarmed, the Main Green is mobbed, and Faunce is filled to the brim. This can only mean one thing: ADOCH. I think I...
‘Avatar: The Way of Water’ Exposed as a Cheap ‘Barbie: Mermaidia’ Rip-off
Disappointed, but not surprised.