I think the process of buying Spring Weekend tickets is stressful and annoying for everyone. It seems that website crashes are a dime a dozen, and the buggy purchasing system is only consistent in the fact that it doesn’t work. But for those that missed out on all the fun, I was lucky enough to have compiled my exact thoughts during the most troubling, chaotic thirty minutes of my life.
Time log: April 10, 2016. 10:00 PM
I’m literally so excited for Spring Weekend tickets. It’ll be my first one, and everyone I know has been hyping it up since the beginning of the semester. I’m going to sleep early so I can wake up at 8 to get tickets! A bit worried about that, though…I don’t think I’ve woken up before 10:00 since high school.
Time log: April 11, 2016. 7:30 AM
Literally what the fuck. It’s so early.
Fuck me. My brain isn’t working.
Time log: April 11, 2016. 7:45 AM
It’s okay, I’ve got this. I’m doing this for Spring Weekend. It’ll be worth it when I’m in the same breathing space as Fetty Wap. I just need to stay awake for 15 more minutes and then I can pass out again.
Time log: April 11, 2016. 7:55 AM
Five minutes ’til tickets. Five minutes till Fetty.
Five minutes ’til nap time.
I think I’ve refreshed the ticket page at least 5000 times.
Time log: April 11, 2016. 7:59 AM
OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG
Time log: April 11, 2016. 8:01 AM
Wait.
Time log: April 11, 2016. 8:02 AM
Wait, I’m confused. I think the website crashed. Or…no, it just isn’t reading my credit card. Does my card not work? Did someone hack the site? What’s going on?
Time log: April 11, 2016. 8:03 AM
WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK. WHAT IS WRONG WITH THIS WEBSITE.
I NEED TO TAKE A NAP.
Time log: April 11, 2016. 8:05 AM
Okay, other people are having this problem, too. I’m not alone in my misery. You know, if this happens so often that the upperclassmen expect website problems, you’d think that the management might have actually done something about it by now.
I mean, we literally have some of the smartest computer science geniuses of the decade up in here.
Time log: April 11, 2016. 8:15 AM
Alright, ticketing’s been pushed back to 8:30. I can’t stay awake that long, can I? Maybe if I go rant on the Spring Weekend Facebook page, I’ll at least pass the time. Nothing keeps you awake like dank memes.
Time log: April 11, 2016. 8:25 AM
Literally so tired. Literally so not worth.
Time log: April 11, 2016. 8:29 AM
You know, this is one of the first times I’ve been up this early. It’s actually kind of nice. There’s sunlight in the windows and birds twittering and the halls don’t actually smell like weed yet.
But I mean, I’m still not attending my 9 AM. Nice try.
Time log: April 11, 2016. 8:29.5 AM
IF THIS WEBSITE CRASHES AGAIN, SO HELP ME, I WILL—
Time log: April 11, 2016. 8:30 AM
*undistinguishable fumbling*
Time log: April 11, 2016. 8:31 AM
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HOLY SHIT I’M GOING TO SEE FETTY WAP!
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