Brown Dining – October 31st Specials

IVY ROOM

Tonight’s specially scary smoothie fix-ins include:

Sitting alone in the Ratty raspberries

Deciding your concentration coconut flakes

My roommate tested positive peaches

Mandatory 8:30 Monday morning section strawberries

Humanities concentrator job prospects pears

Existential dread that this is all for nothing nut butter

ANDREW’S COMMONS

Grandma’s (Ghost) Pizzas:

Cheese pizza (fresh dough, sauce, mozzarella, is that the fingerprint of granny’s gentle wrinkled thumbs along the freshly kneaded dough?)

Pepperoni pizza (fresh dough, pepperoni blessed by the ever-present touch of my late, carnivorous granny, may she rest in peace, mozzarella)

Four cheese pizza with spinach (fresh dough, multiple cheeses, spinaci which is what she called that special leafy green back when she would pluck it each morning from the young soil of her herb garden in the Italian countryside. Oh how I do love my departed granny. She is in each bite I take.)

JOSIAH’S

*Frying pans and frying oil stolen by students disguised in Guy Fieri costumes. Fried foods unavailable.*

Microwaved chicken (shaped like chicken tenders!)

Apples, bananas, oranges

Microwaved potato (shaped like french fries!)

Yogurt

Fruit gummies

Ketchup and mustard 

SHARPE REFECTORY

Un-Comfort-ably Spooky Sides:

Fearsomely frozen peas

Spookily spiceless tempeh

Gruesomely garnished cauliflower 

Devilishly droopy lettuce

Coffee milk

VERNEY-WOOLLEY

Burrito bowl, duh.

(Call it a burry-toe bowl if you need everything to be fun and fancy for your oh-so-special little holiday. PS: you should’ve stopped trick-or-treating a decade ago. Grow up or go home.)

BLUE ROOM (closed)

*Important: the decision has been made to return to Bear Bucks exclusively.*

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