Wow! This Girl’s Paper is So Overdue, She’s Legally Dead on Canvas Posted on November 21, 2020November 21, 2020 by Zara Norman Oh Canvas, you slippery bitch.
Brown Siren Labelled ‘Too Scary’, Voice to be Replaced with a Borat Impression Posted on October 29, 2020October 29, 2020 by Zara Norman World is ending, very nice!
Student Hospitalised After Seeing Side Profile Posted on October 12, 2020October 12, 2020 by Zara Norman Given that her snotlocker is her centre of gravity, she took a swift nose-dive to the ground.
Report: Rich Friend Way Too Into Their Trip to Savers Posted on March 11, 2020March 11, 2021 by Zara Norman Our sources confirm that Josh's $27 round trip in an Uber XL was more than worth his "new drip" found at the scene.
Four Volunteer Destinations That Are Way More Fun Than Your Own Community! Posted on February 25, 2020February 25, 2020 by Zara Norman If you're going to get involved with activism, outsource :) bring your smarts, and your hearts
Why Blueno is Problematic Posted on February 11, 2020March 11, 2021 by Zara Norman Where was Blueno at the climate strike? Sitting comfortably in his quadrangle. Complicit.
New Years Resolutions for the Men of Tinder Posted on January 3, 2020January 3, 2020 by Zara Norman I hope these inspire you to take action, and among other things, delete that picture of you holding a dead fish you caught one time...
Overthink This Text, and We’ll Give You a Half-Assed Reply a Couple Hours Later! Posted on November 24, 2019November 24, 2019 by Zara Norman Texting is easy, breezy, beautiful fun for us well-adjusted, super chill college students who overthink nothing, are super chill, well-adjusted and super chill.
ShameWalk: DPS Unveils New ‘Morning-After Solution for your Going-Home Needs’ Posted on November 1, 2019November 1, 2019 by Zara Norman Now, here at The Rib of Brown we have the scoop on a new and long anticipated program to be rolled out and launched this...
My Name Is Zara, and I Am the Next Miss Rhode Island Posted on April 11, 2019April 12, 2019 by Zara Norman New Rib series! Follow Zara's journey to Rhode Island pageant stardom.