Fixing Feng Shui, re: Andrews Commons
Every time I visit the hallowed halls of Andrews Commons, I question all the stylistic choices that went into its interior decorating. It’s an assault...
Posts by yiwahara:
Forgive me Ratty, For I Have Sinned
My dear misunderstood Ratty: I know we haven’t always had the best of relationships. The first time I ever had the pleasure of sampling your culinary...
Why You and I Are Willingly Handing Our Souls to Apple
A couple of weeks ago, I found myself standing in an old familiar land I hadn’t stepped foot in for quite some time. The buttery...
I Met My Soulmate on a Subway Car
The New York City subway certainly has a lot of shortcomings. The stations are generally repulsive. The trains are arbitrarily delayed, and seemingly always when...
First Timer’s Guide to the Nelson
Let me tell you something: I am innately distrustful of gyms. They conjure up images of sweaty bros snarling as they bench-press two hundred pound...
To Anyone Who Has Ever Handed a Child a Box of Raisins for Halloween
Dear Boxed Baby Raisin Loving Neighbors, Oh, Halloween. I look back on my childhood memories of trick or treating very fondly. At the end of the night, my...
You Can’t Make Me Drive
I have a confession: I’m twenty years old, and I don’t know how to drive. Actually, that might be an exaggeration. I took driver’s ed...
Your New Favorite Water
NASA has found traces of water on the surface of Mars. This groundbreaking discovery presents all kinds of exciting possibilities for humanity. You may be...
Please Stop Being Obsessed with Fall
by Yuri Iwahara It seems like almost everyone around me is unreasonably excited for the fall season. It’s unnerving how even the normally jaded souls...