True Life: I Was A Teenage Narcissist
“Leeron, right?” Shit. Shit. Who are you and why do you know my name? “Yeah….” “How’s it going?” “Um, good.” Wait, did we go to...
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7 Things at Brown That Are a Better Investment Than You, Apparently
Unfortunately, we cannot offer you any additional funds for the 2016-2017 award year. The committee has determined that these seven things are a better investment...
Hi, I Totally Don’t Know Who You Are!
We’ve all done it. You meet a friend of a friend at a party, or your cousin’s new boyfriend, or your roommate’s brother. After talking for...
Porn @ Brown
Why beat around the bush? Pornhub isn’t working on Brown’s wifi. At first, I thought this was a “me” thing. I thought some issue with...
Hello, Adult Coloring Books
In many ways, college is a lot like preschool. You nap in the afternoon, eat mediocre food, and spend a lot of time missing your...
Home Is Where The Pole Is
I don’t know about you, but I had an un-pole-ievable summer. This could be attributed to the fact that I spent a good chunk of...
It Came to Me in a Dream
Have you ever had those dreams where all of your teeth fall out? Where you’re flying? Being chased by something? Have you ever had those...
Hi, Nice To Meet Me
IDK bout u, but I had a really good summer. It was mostly good because I spent an unusually small percentage of it hating myself,...
The Least Favorite Color
The results are in! Turns out yellow is the statistical least favorite color. To clarify, it’s not America’s “least favorite” color (that’s usually brown or orange), it’s...
The Sibling Game
A Joint Piece by Leeron and Noga Lempel I don’t know about you, but my summer was almost perfect. I say almost because while it...