Porn @ Brown Posted on December 4, 2016December 4, 2016 by The Rib Why beat around the bush? Pornhub isn’t working on Brown’s wifi. At first, I thought this was a “me” thing. I thought some issue with...
Hello, Adult Coloring Books Posted on November 27, 2016October 6, 2017 by The Rib In many ways, college is a lot like preschool. You nap in the afternoon, eat mediocre food, and spend a lot of time missing your...
Home Is Where The Pole Is Posted on November 27, 2016June 11, 2019 by The Rib I don’t know about you, but I had an un-pole-ievable summer. This could be attributed to the fact that I spent a good chunk of...
Hi, Nice To Meet Me Posted on November 20, 2016June 11, 2019 by The Rib IDK bout u, but I had a really good summer. It was mostly good because I spent an unusually small percentage of it hating myself,...
The Sibling Game Posted on November 17, 2016June 11, 2019 by The Rib A Joint Piece by Leeron and Noga Lempel I don’t know about you, but my summer was almost perfect. I say almost because while it...
The Double Edged Sword of Uber Ratings Posted on November 3, 2016October 6, 2017 by The Rib I made a truly life changing discovery recently. Ready for it? Brace yourself. You can SEE your own Uber Rating. Revolutionary. Terrifying. Incredible. ...
Peter Pan the Bus Line vs. Peter Pan the Movie Posted on October 31, 2016October 6, 2017 by The Rib Forget Disney princess movies, Peter Pan is where it’s at. First of all, Tinker Bell is way cooler than a princess and the friendship she...
Ode to Wearing Clothes That Are Not Yours Posted on October 23, 2016October 6, 2017 by The Rib We’ve all borrowed clothes from friends. Maybe a dress for a party, a pair of black heels that matched way better with your outfit than...
Sneak Preview Of My Upcoming Celebrity Memoir Posted on October 19, 2016June 11, 2019 by The Rib I don’t know about you, but my summer was amazing. It was so good I managed to convince myself for the first time ever that...
5 Best Movie Sex Scenes to Watch Uncomfortably With Your Parents Posted on October 10, 2016October 6, 2017 by The Rib While many of us learned about the birds and the bees from an older sibling, a parent, or a 4th grad Sex Ed. Class (If...