Are You Hungover or Just a Transfer? Posted on September 23, 2017October 6, 2017 by The Rib A few nights ago, I was sitting on my roommate’s bed. As we frantically made last minute changes to our schedules, I suddenly had an...
Confessions of a Keeney RPL Posted on September 20, 2017 by The Rib Note: The author has since become a senior and a non-RPL and she says HAHA WADDUP BISHES! I’ve lived in Keeney twice. Once during my...
The Dangers of Online Bikini Shopping Posted on April 27, 2017October 6, 2017 by The Rib I hate online shopping. I don’t understand how people do it. The clothes never look as good as they did online, or they don’t fit,...
Presenting: The Mailroom Posted on April 24, 2017October 6, 2017 by The Rib Brown can be a self-selective place. If you’re a freshman, you’re probably hanging out in Keeney or on Pembroke. If you’re involved in Greek Life...
The Modern Interview Posted on April 12, 2017April 12, 2017 by The Rib So in my never-ending quest to land a paid summer internship (SOS if you are looking to hire someone who produces sporadic articles about IDs...
Why I’m In Favor of Global Warming Posted on April 4, 2017June 11, 2019 by The Rib This past Tuesday, it was 57 degrees Fahrenheit outside. The next morning, it snowed as I was walking to class. While these erratic weather changes...
21 Years Old and Using my First Tampon Posted on February 10, 2017February 13, 2017 by The Rib I’ve been thinking of getting a tattoo. Right now, the only thing I’ve officially decided on is where it is going to go: on my...
Obituaries of my Fake IDs Posted on February 9, 2017February 9, 2017 by The Rib Can I write about fake IDs now that I’ve been 21 for a few months? Is there like a statute of limitations on having fake...
True Life: I Was A Teenage Narcissist Posted on February 8, 2017June 11, 2019 by The Rib “Leeron, right?” Shit. Shit. Who are you and why do you know my name? “Yeah….” “How’s it going?” “Um, good.” Wait, did we go to...
Hi, I Totally Don’t Know Who You Are! Posted on December 11, 2016October 6, 2017 by The Rib We’ve all done it. You meet a friend of a friend at a party, or your cousin’s new boyfriend, or your roommate’s brother. After talking for...