I Am a College Admissions Guru, Please Bow Down To Me
You know those hot shot college students who visit their high schools during break? Not the ones who genuinely miss their teachers. I’m talking about...
Posts by therib2014:
To-Do List Of A Procrastinator
Due: two weeks ago __clean yo room overdue __watch lecture captures from those two lectures you missed because you were cramming for a physics exam ...
Providence Place Mall: The Phobia Within
When you think Providence Place Mall, you usually think two things. Maybe one of those things involves the movie theater, or the mediocre food court...
What Would Dua Lipa Do?
I only know three things about latest pop sensation Dua Lipa. One is that she’s freaking gorgeous in a way that makes me question whether...
My Stream of Consciousness While A CS Bro Talks about Their Potential Internship
Hmm. Hmmmm. Coding. Money. Uh huh. Your mom knows a guy. They went to Princeton together. I bet they fucked at some point.
A Boy Ghosted Me, So My Mom Became a Spy
If there are two things you need to know about me, they are 1) I’m very close with my mother and 2) I’m an avid...
Showdown: The Pembroke Seal vs. My Virginity
According to Brown lore, any female student who steps on the Pembroke seal during her undergraduate years will get pregnant and be forced to drop...
I-C-U-P, Or Do I?
In what some might dub a hilarious–and I might call horrifying–turn of events, I was convinced (read: coerced) to experiment with wearing adult diapers for...
Mailaholics Anonymous
Hi, my name is Christina, and I am a mailaholic. I love getting mail. I loved getting mail in high school, when colleges I’ve never...
Are You There Empire State Building? It’s Me, Abby
Like Margaret did to God, I asked the Empire State Building a lot of questions this summer. Unlike Margaret, these questions didn’t revolve around puberty....