UFB To Give Student Clubs 2 Cigarette Butts and Dead Fish In Lieu of Funding
Breaking: UFB enters its flop era!
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Fuck Diet Culture, I’ll Eat Microplastics if I Want!
Microbiome filled with plastic, life’s fantastic!
My Thoughts on the Met Gala (WARNING: CONTROVERSIAL!!!)
If, like myself, you have been finding every possible means of procrastinating your finals, then you probably saw at least some of the Met Gala...
Acceptable and Unacceptable Grandparent Names
Somehow, despite having nine whole months to pick a grandparent name, white people have continuously fumbled the bag. Intrigued by these bizarre decisions, I conducted...
Putting the Men Back in International Women’s Day
We were so busy all of yesterday celebrating brilliant women around the world and receiving discounts at Old Navy that we missed a crucial acknowledgement....
Libtard Freely Inquires, Infiltrates Local Rally
Last night, I decided to break out of my woke bubble and challenge myself by attending Free Inquiry’s panel on comedy and cancel culture, located...
Brown Football Team Now Offering “Mammograms” for Cancer
“Some boobs are big, some are small, they’re all good really and we just don't want them to get sick”
The Rib Reviews Midnights
Putting the mid in Midnights
Populist Meme Overlord Trumps his Competition, Becomes UCS President
We think we've seen this film before... and we didn't like the ending...
Hi, We’re the Brown Econ Department. Here Are Our Top 7 Sexiest Costumes for Halloweekend.
Here are our recommendations for the sexiest economics-themed costumes, although we all know that’s redundant.