Are You Sure You’re An Adult?
Tomorrow, at 4pm, I will enter the real (scary) world. Sure, my graduation ceremony is solely symbolic; I won’t receive my diploma until May, no...
Posts by therib2014:
The Declassified Guide to Inner Peace
A few short weeks ago, I gracefully slammed my head into a cabinet and incurred a mild concussion. The consequences of this action included a...
Recipe: Holiday Cookies For People Still Figuring Stuff Out
Time: 15 minutes to prep, 10 minutes to cook, 5 more years to get your life together Serves: Whoever gets to them first Ingredients: 2...
Skyping Your Pets and Getting Weird Doing It
We’re in the homestretch people. Finals are coming up, the sweet, sweet taste of winter break is almost at the tip of our tongues. And...
Thanksgiving at Home: A Tale of Woe and Triumph
There is an indisputable joy to returning home for Thanksgiving Break. I’m sure we can all agree it has been a long and exhausting semester...
Thanksgiving, As Told Through “How I Met Your Mother” Gifs
Ah, going home for Thanksgiving – the holy week of laundry machines that don’t need quarters, a fridge full of food you haven’t bought with...
AIWU (Acronyms I Would Use)
Did you know “acronym” is actually an acronym for “Abbreviated Coded Rendition Of Name Yielding Meaning?” Yeah. Meta. With this post, I originally set out...
Two Birds Of A Feather
Have you ever wondered if there is someone out there utterly perfect for you? Like your other half, wandering around somewhere on the other side...
The .5er Haiku Series
In honor of the .5er graduation in two weeks, I present…The .5er Haiku Series! Haiku I: The self-loathing .5er Where did it all go? Bye...
The Haunting Dread of Food Truck Smell
It’s just after sunset, and you’re en route to an evening class. Everyone around you scuttles to their warm homes in dusk’s amber glow in...